Funky Towers

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Property Location Located in Blackpool (South Shore), Funky Towers is minutes from Paris Casino and Bloomfield Road. This bed & breakfast is within close proximity of Ma Kellys Foxhall and Pirate Adventure Mini Golf.Rooms Stay in one of 7 guestrooms featuring flat-screen televisions. Complimentary w...

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Property Location Located in Blackpool (South Shore), Funky Towers is minutes from Paris Casino and Bloomfield Road. This bed & breakfast is within close proximity of Ma Kellys Foxhall and Pirate Adventure Mini Golf.Rooms Stay in one of 7 guestrooms featuring flat-screen televisions. Complimentary wireless Internet access keeps you connected, and digital programming is available for your entertainment. Private bathrooms with showers feature complimentary toiletries and hair dryers. Conveniences include coffee/tea makers, housekeeping is provided daily, and irons/ironing boards can be requested...

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Check-in starts at: 15:00

Check-out ends at: 11:00

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What an amazing long weekend,

Reviewed 16 september, 2018

We booked to stay in a family room at the funky towers hotel. First impressions when we walked in was lovely and homely, we checked in our family room with a view, wow and what a stunning view we had, the room was huge and spacious the kids loved the bunk bed and our double was nice and comfortable the bed linen was super clean and smelled beautiful. The room itself was very clean and fresh, the bathroom was very clean all towels provided were clean, soft and smelled gorgeous. We decided to go down to the bar as the had a pool table, fruit machine and a wonderful touch a big box of toys for the kids to play with, the served all kinds non alcoholic and alcoholic drink, crisps and snacks and a huge tv and comfy sofas. The Bar and sitting area had a huge window with breath taking views of the sea and up and down the promenade, I could of sat there all day just watching the day go by. We all had a fab nigts sleep, breakfast the next morning was just as we hopped lots of choice for the children (my children are fussy) the ate cereal which the enjoyed helping themselves to and the also both had a very tasty full English breakfast cooked to perfection and we all ate the lot. Fresh juices and water on tap. Stunning breakfast, helpful kind staff very clean breakfast area. Best family hotel We have ever stayed in. Blackpool it’s self was amazing so much for the kids to do as well as adults. The water park is first class and the beech is gorgeous. 5stars for us and we can’t wait to go back have Re booked for a week next year.


Great Weekend

Reviewed 15 july, 2018

This is now the second time we have stayed in this hotel, this time went as a couple. We stayed in room 14 Seaview 4 poster bed on the 4th floor. Nothing too much trouble for Kim or Tony, great breakfast, ring the bell to get a drink at the bar. Room all clean and tidy. No parking at the hotel but car park only 5 minutes walk away. Will be back soon.

Scott B

Hard work

Reviewed 23 june, 2018

Booked a night online for 5 of us a week before our trip. I like to double check that the booking has gone through ok so tried to ring them to confirm. I rang multiple times a day for a week but no one would answer the phone. We went anyway, but was a little anxious on arrival. We got there and discovered that you need a key card just to enter the building/reception. We stood on the steps and rang the bell over and over and over again for 20 minutes, no one would let us in. We were about to admit defeat and find alternative accommodation (concerned about our money as going by previous reviews they don’t refund under any circumstances), thankfully other guests then turned up with a key and let us in. The first thing we noticed upon entering was a terrible smell, like old food/mould. We rang the reception bell and had to wait another 5 minutes before a very stressed and annoyed looking man appeared (understaffed?) and gave us our room key. The room was pretty clean(ish) but had the same horrible smell, the bathroom stank and had hairs on the toilet seat. My children were very excited at booking the room with the shower with the lights and radio, they were crestfallen to find it very grubby and old. I will say the room was extremely spacious, the view was amazing. The double bed was comfortable enough, though the two bunk beds were horrendous. The mattresses were so lumpy my children had to sleep on top of the duvets (and they’re usually happy to sleep on a floor!), also they were unbelievably creaky, my partner and I were woken up constantly all through the night due to the noise from the bunk beds every time one of our children moved slightly. We did have a drink in the bar in the evening. The cocktails were amazing, we also appreciated the toy box they have in there for children as we had a toddler with us, it was a thoughtful touch. We had breakfast the next morning. The dining room was one of the most depressing I’ve ever seen. Saying that the full English’s was absolutely delicious, though we were a little put off by the grubby chef that brought them out (I see someone else has commented on her hygiene). I’m a little on the fence at what star to leave. Going by previous reviews it was fabulous a couple years ago, but it’s grown tired and neglected and needs a deep clean. We did have a good time at the hotel and the food and drinks were lovely. But the unprofessionalism with communication, letting us in, smell, poor sleep and false advertising in that the rooms looked nothing like the pictures online I think 2 is fair.


FANTASTIC ! Just love it

Reviewed 26 april, 2018

I am SO surprised at the last three reviews. We have always had a wonderfull stay there. In fact we enjoy it so much we have booked again for august when apparently their will be new management,we wouldnt stay anywhere else in Blackpool



Reviewed 21 january, 2018

My Mam and Dad stopped at Funky Towers for New Year. They have both said... When arriving, it just did not look welcoming. There was cigarette ends all over the floor and two buckets full of them. The main door was rotten. On New Year’s Eve there was just no atmosphere at all and on New Year’s Day there was only 4 people in the hotel. The only positive is that the room was quite clean and warm. Then on Wednesday 17th January, my Dad has received this disgusting text message from and I have attached a photo